This just in from A-CNN, quoting Donald Trump: “I don’t have to do this, when you think about it. I really don’t. I’m rich. I’m really, really, rich. I built a great company; a tremendous company. I employ thousands and thousands of people. So my friends, they ask me, they say Donald, you have everything you can dream of. You’re rich, you have an amazing wife, an amazing family, you’re very successful, why run for Pope? And I say, you know what? I have to run. My Church needs me. The Catholics need me. I have to make the Catholic Church great again. I have to.
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“You know, it’s a sad thing to say, but the Church is in such bad shape; terrible shape under Francis. The Catholic Church doesn’t win anymore. We just don’t. When is the last time Catholics won anything? Lepanto? When was that, the 1500’s? We don’t win anymore. But, let me just say, Under a Trump papacy, we are going to win again. We are going to win so much. We are going to win so much you are all going to be sick of winning, ok? But right now, it’s terrible. Just the other day, I see the Pope is praising Martin Luther. Martin Luther! Can you believe it?” READ FULL TEXT HERE
REMNANT COMMENT Aside from being side-splittingly funny, this must be the best satirical treatment of the conciliar revolution in the Catholic Church ever written. Please, share this link with anyone, everyone, anywhere who wants to know what has happened to the Catholic Church. Kudos to Chris Jackson on a stunningly brilliant piece of work. (HINT: If you can, make every effort to read this thing in your best Donald Trump voice to see how long you can go without snort laughing out loud.)
