Hey, Chancellor. So how’s that li’l mandatory vaccination plan working out for you so far?
By the way, I hear you were caught out partying at the TV station a couple of night ago, hobnobbing with the Who’s Who crowd… and this was immediately AFTER you’d locked everyone else down, pretending to be afraid of Omicron.
Next day, so I hear, you suddenly decided to resign, just two months after swearing in as chancellor. No connection to your hypocrisy caught on tape, though, right? The main thing is just to keep everybody safe.
These puppets of the Lunatics of Davos are already the laughingstock of the world. Soon they’ll be the laughingstock of history, too.
Grüß Gott, loser!