Vatican “Experts”?

Why do weirdos, leftist activists, and useful idiots of minimal real influence always top the list of invited guests at those odd Vatican conferences nobody cares about?

So-called “artists” such as Andres “Piss Christ” Serrano (invited to attend a conference inside the Sistine Chapel in 2023), politicians such as radical leftist Senator Bernie Sanders (invited to attended a Vatican conference on social justice in 2016), activist rock stars such as the insufferable Bono, who used to waltz in and out of those bad boys like the Maytag repairman. Potted plant in hand, the gay “marriage” promoting frontman for U2 was treated like a visiting representative of the Oracle at Delphi.

At the height of the global Covid sham, “The Vatican” invited Tony (From the Land of Baloney) Fauci, pro-abort Chelsea Clinton, Aerosmith guitarist Joe “dude looks like a lady” Perry, Cindy Crawford, and Pfizer’s Albert Bourla to speak at their 2021 Vatican healthcare conference. What did that particular conference accomplish? Nothing, of course. But the optics ROCKED!

In the 2018 “United to Cure” conference, the Vatican invited Katy (I Kissed a Girl) Perry, Deepak Chopra, Peter Gabriel, and other oddballs to share their expertise on pressing issues such as Transcendental Meditation with the princes of the Church in the Eternal City.

Nothing to see there, for sure! And who could forget when “The Vatican” invited Whoopi Goldberg to share her words of wisdom with the Synodality gurus on Vatican Radio, after which the pro-abort, pro-gay “marriage” star of The View was granted a private audience with Pope Synodality himself.

And something for the kiddies, there was the gay dancer, Roberto Bolle, who was invited by “The Vatican” to dance shirtless for children just outside of the Basilica of Saint Peter during the Vatican’s 2023 Meeting on Human Fraternity. They all got to plant a tree at that conference, and that was the end of that. But the optics were just sssssoo gay!

The takeaway: If “The Vatican” ever invites me to speak at a conference, you will know that I have been declawed, defanged, and transformed into a water-carrying useful idiot for the revolution. They liked me so much, they bought me!

On the other hand, if “The Vatican” ever gets around to hosting a conference on something that actually matters such as, oh I don’t know — the destruction of the Catholic family, skyrocketing drug addiction and teen suicide rates, violence and chaos in our cities, sexual abuse of children and seminarians in our Church, mass apostasy, empty Catholic churches, or seventy percent of Catholics under fifty years old no longer believing in the Real Presence of Christ in the Eucharist — well, I’ll book a direct flight to Fiumicino and pay my own speaker’s fee.

Until then, it’ll be a cold day in hell.

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