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Thursday, May 1, 2014

The Wanderer 'Shocked' by “Traditionalist” Pusillanimity

Written by  Remnant Guy
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I am reliably informed that the latest issue of The Wanderer has served up yet another scurrilous attack against unnamed traditionalists for doing something or other that shocked somebody or other over there in Neo-Catholicville. 

My sources tell me that the broadside even goes so far as to call traditionalists "jihadists".  Oh, how scary, and, for that matter, how original! I mean, nobody over at The Wanderer has rolled out the old "traditionalist jihadist" bit since the early 2000s.

After some deep reflection on this brazen effrontery…. which I haven't actually read yet but will just as soon as my dog, Cleopatra, gives birth to her puppies (expected any day now)....I have decided to come to the defense of the good names of these nameless traddies.

I am a very important man, mind you, and I can use big words like nobody’s business, and I assure my readers that I shall not rest until I have skewered this Wanderering knave, whoever he is, on the end of my ballpoint pen.

But first, a little shuteye. .

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