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Monday, April 24, 2023

It Takes A Village (Idiot) to Cancel Tucker Carlson

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It Takes A Village (Idiot) to Cancel Tucker Carlson

Ideology is everything in America today, no matter how idiotic it might be. Tucker Carlson Tonight was by far the most popular show on FOX. Trouble is, the man asked too many smart questions that the idiots couldn't answer -- questions about Ukraine, Vaccines, and all the Trans-A-Doodle-Doo stuff. So Tucker just got terminated by FOX and, according to the Washington Examiner, their stock took a $1 billion hit in market capitalization just minutes after news broke.

Brilliant! Bye-bye, FOX!

Then there was Bud Light -- a crappy-fratty beer that made lots of money. But the idiots in charge there decided that pushing the woke ideology was more important than revenue and customers. So bye-bye, Bud, too!

For thousands of years, the inhabitants of Planet Earth have been eating meat and rice. Today, the idiots running our urban asylums -- folks who don't even know what a woman is -- have concluded in their inestimable wisdom that the idiotic green ideology is more important than feeding people. So, save the whales...I mean, the spotted owl...or the polar bears...or whatever it is this month...but forget the humans.

And then there's this from the stupid ideologues who run my city: As part of what they call a "bold and transformational" project (everything must have the word "trans" in it, of course), the newly "re-imagined" Bryant Avenue in south Minneapolis -- a "bike- and pedestrian-friendly" green space -- suddenly finds itself with one teeny-tiny little problem: The newly completed corridor is too narrow for fire trucks, snowplows, and garbage trucks. Whoopsie! The project was nearly complete before the geniuses who run my city realized they'd forgotten to factor in fire truck access. (Hey, guys? Your village just called ... they want their idiots back!)

Anyway, the takeaway is that stupid ideology will be their undoing. The New World Order hasn't got a snowball's chance in hell with such idiots using crayons to draw up the blueprints.

Thanks for giving 'em hell, Tucker! We look forward to your new gig.

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Michael J. Matt | Editor

Michael J. Matt has been an editor of The Remnant since 1990. Since 1994, he has been the newspaper's editor. A graduate of Christendom College, Michael Matt has written hundreds of articles on the state of the Church and the modern world. He is the host of The Remnant Underground and Remnant TV's The Remnant Forum. He's been U.S. Coordinator for Notre Dame de Chrétienté in Paris--the organization responsible for the Pentecost Pilgrimage to Chartres, France--since 2000.  Mr. Matt has led the U.S. contingent on the Pilgrimage to Chartres for the last 24 years. He is a lecturer for the Roman Forum's Summer Symposium in Gardone Riviera, Italy. He is the author of Christian Fables, Legends of Christmas and Gods of Wasteland (Fifty Years of Rock ‘n’ Roll) and regularly delivers addresses and conferences to Catholic groups about the Mass, home-schooling, and the culture question. Together with his wife, Carol Lynn and their seven children, Mr. Matt currently resides in St. Paul, Minnesota.